January 2012
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December 2011
13 posts
March 2011
2 posts
January 2011
12 posts
December 2010
1 post
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Challenge
Mom: I want it to be glass.
Me: Ok
Mom: I want tempered glass.
Me: Ok
Mom: I want it round in shape.
Me: Ok
Mom: You go and buy,
Me: Not ok.
October 2010
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September 2010
7 posts
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Please "Fong Din"
Out of sudden, my mouse not working and I walked over to my colleague.
Me: oi.. lulu .. help!
Lulu: what?
Me: Help me "fong din"
*Lulu took off her glasses and look at my mouse, and the batteries it was with*
Lulu: its not my department. Go ask your admin girl
Me: no.. then why do you took off your glasses? You really "fong din" ah?
Lulu: Idiot. I was looking at your mouse. Old already hence cannot see.
Me: I thought what. You really "fong din"
Lulu: Idiot. Go go. shoossshh..
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Kind Friend Conversation
ButterC: eh u no need makan kah. later gastric only u know
Me: hahahaha
Me: wtf. wei. i am straight ok. i am straight.
ButterC: HAHAHHA. knn. limpek also straight
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August 2010
5 posts
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Basic Relationship Requirements
Him : After getting through with such relationship, I finally able to understand what I want
Aie : What?
Him : A maid. Not a GF
Aie : Hahaha
Him : Yes. A maid who can do errands. And cook too!
Aie : Go order online.
Him : www.chinadoll.com?
Business Negotiating chat
Me : jt. Got request on the pabx. Want to do something on telephony user interface.
Jt : who's the customer?
Me : xxx and incumbent yyy. Are u protecting them or how?
Jt : favor to them. U don't want them to kacau ur account as well right?
Me : fair enough. Then we will see in the field then.
Jt : ok!
July 2010
15 posts
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Learning By Asking
I was in the office when I decided to making fool of myself. I headed to VJ's cubicle and his TGIF begins...
Me: eh VJ don't ask me go play far far. You should tell me to go tocheng* far far
VJ: so you already tocheng far far and come out already?
Me: you know what is the meaning of tocheng? Then what language is it? Bahasa or what?
VJ decided to keep silence because at that particular time, the surrounding was the ladies in his department. When the admin from other department walked towards his cubicle, I decided to bring the next question out.
Me: So if you know about tocheng, how about kongket*? What language it originate from?
VJ was totally embarrassed with my question. I had that laughter and the rest of the colleagues look at both of us. It was classic.
*tocheng = masturbation
*kongket = sexual intercourse